Felicia’s pissed at me.
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What about?
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I’m not really sure.
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Monday she said I don’t make enough money.
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Tuesday she complained I’m not home enough.
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Wednesday she called me an “uninvolved father.”
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Thursday she called me a slob.
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Sounds confusing.
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Bet your ass.
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How did you respond?
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Well, let’s see. Tuesday I went in and asked my boss for a raise.
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Wednesday I came home early with flowers.
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Thursday I helped Junior with his science project.
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And Friday I did two loads of laundry and cleaned the bathroom.
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Did it work?
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No. Now she tells me I’m fat. What’s going on here?
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Gorilla warfare.
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Don’t you mean “guerilla” warfare?
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No, gorilla. It’s a control thing. Your two inner monkeys are battling it out.
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Happens all the time in split-level relationships.*
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2*What’s this? Click here.
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