Bert’s therapy (#3): Communication

 

Felicia says I don’t communicate.

 

How so?

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I don’t talk, she says.

 

 

I see.

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I don’t listen either.  She says.

 

 

And how do you see it?

 

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I think she talks too damned much.

 

 

 

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I think everyone talks too damned much. 

 

 

 

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Why do we have to talk about everything?

 

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The world needs less talk. More peace and quiet, I say.  You know?

 

 

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You know?

 

 

 

 

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Hello?

 

 

 

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You’re making a point here, aren’t you?

 

 

 

 

 

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